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User:akolade (5682804)
Diary of a Crack Addict
Learning To Live With Crack While Running a Successful Catering Company
Name:akolade
Location:Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
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Bio:I am a night manager at Denny's. I rule the place with an iron fist. Janie recently quit because she couldn't take it. She was a bad dishwasher anyways. I have my eye on Keith; I think he's been stealing paper napkins when I'm not looking. I deal with the late night drunks all the time. I keep them in line. Sometimes I have to throw them out. Sometimes I have to drag them into the back alley and beat them with a chain. Sometimes I pour hot oil from the deep fryer on their faces, and then throw them into the dumpster.

Once the garbage truck came and collected when someone was inside.

I never told anybody.
(all lies)

Anyways, topics of my journal shall include: Music, Dread, and Computer/Video games. And LIES.
Interests:20: alesis andromeda, bubble up, bush baby, charismatic fascists, cyberpunk, joel plaskett, jones vanilla cola, kraftwerk, mods, office space, pavement, pigeon oligarchies, puma, retro gaming, s3m, sebadoh, silver jews, thrush hermit, ultima, will oldham
Schools:None listed
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People10:apotheos, dinosaur_bridge, favour76, gastankoshams, girlguitarist, linusandlucy, ms_issicran, phenyx, quintvisk, srmacpherson
Communities4:fshock, lethbridge, lethbridgephoto, lj_releases
Friend of:8: deerlikeme, dinosaur_bridge, favour76, gastankoshams, girlguitarist, linusandlucy, tunedtochords, xilith
Member of:5: calgarians, fshock, gardening, lethbridge, lethbridgephoto
Account type:Basic Account

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